I hate The Nightmare Before Christmas.

I’ve never watched Pokemon or played any of the games. 

I haven’t seen most of the movies that everyone talks about.
{Do you know how long it took me to see Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World?} 

I tried listening to Metallica, Pink Floyd, Slayer, and Megadeth… They’re boring.

I have no idea who you’re referencing.

I think Zooey Deschanel is annoying. She shouldn’t sing; ever.

Glee is fucking stupid and they all need to stop turning gay or stfu. Degrassi is better. 

Kesha, Nicki Menaj, and Lady Gaga are in no way impressive with their music. 

I’d love to see anyone name half the artists on my Favorites playlist. 

When I shaved the side of my head, I am told I did it because of Skrillex. I listened to dubstep before most of you little pricks. I listen to REAL DJs. 

So yes… I am so very, very typical.  

You all think you are so unique and hipster-y because “Omg, I have interests no one else does.” Many people do. Stop being so stuck up like you actually mean something.